TFLN
(858): I rubbed one out into an envelope, and mailed it to her. game point, i win.
(918): It’s just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she’s drunk.
(918): I’m in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
(405): There really should be an “avoid ghetto” option on my GPS.
